my 2018 election predictions: part deux.

VoteAbout 48 hours from the time I’m writing this, we should have a pretty clear idea of what the House and Senate will look like when they reconvene in January. Will Republicans hold onto both chambers in Washington, or will Democrats gain control of one or both? Before we get to that, a bit of historical perspective is worth a look.

The White House Usually Loses Seats in the Midterm
Traditionally, yes. This is mostly true. Going back to 1982, the party that holds the White House has lost seats in both the House and the Senate in seven of the nine previous midterm elections. The only outliers are 1998 and 2002.

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Why does this happen? Good question. The public can be fickle, I suppose. It’s also true that the party out of the White House has more campaign ammo to unload. That was evident in 2010, when Republicans destroyed Democrats over the Affordable Care Act. Ironically, that same set of laws is coming into play again in this midterm election; only this time, Republicans are getting beaten over it. Seems people who were once against it are now for it.

Like I said…fickle.

Voter Turnout is Much Lower in the Midterm Elections
Historically speaking, voter turnout in midterm elections is always lower than in presidential elections. For example, 60.1 percent of eligible voters participated in the 2016 election. The 2014 mid-term election? 36.7 percent, which was a sharp decline from previous mid-terms. The highest mid-term voter turnout in modern times was 48.7 percent in 1966. Since 1982, however, turnout has cracked 40 percent only four times.

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What to Expect Tomorrow
Turnout is anticipated to be high. Already we’ve seen high turnout for early voting around the country. Here in my home state of Nevada, for example, 40 percent of registered voters have already gone to the polls. That’s a massive increase over 2014, which barely cracked 25 percent.

My prediction: national voter turnout will be somewhere around 45 percent. That’s purely a hunch. Even with all the hyperbole and rhetoric around this being “the most important election of our lives,” some people simply choose to not vote.

High Voter Turnout = Democratic Party Wins
Though that’s been true in the past, I’m not so sure it’ll be a clean sweep tomorrow. Yes, Democrats are predicted to win enough seats (they only need 25) to reclaim the majority in the House of Representatives, but the Senate is another story entirely. That seems odd, considering Republicans are clinging to a 51-49 majority, but several factors favor their Senate races (we’ll get to that later).

For now, here’s how you’ll be able to tell if Democrats are truly leading the turnout: winning in Trump districts. If Democrats are competing and winning in districts and states that Trump won in 2016, then Democrats have momentum. We’re seeing many signs of Republicans in trouble in the House as well as gubernatorial races, but not the Senate. Again, we’ll get to that.

Before We Get Into it…
Here’s what I expect overall tomorrow: Democrats will win back the House, but not the Senate. In fact, don’t be surprised if it ends up Republicans gain a Senate seat. There. That’s the overall prediction. Now then, let’s look a little bit deeper at some races.

The House of Representatives
House Of Representatives Allows Media Rare View Of House ChamberAll 435 seats in the House are on the line tomorrow. You already knew that. There are far, far too many races out there and there’s no need to handicap them all. A handful of races, however, could be bellwether elections that may predict the intensity of the so-called “blue wave.” In fact, BallotPedia has a list of several key battleground House races on its website. Spoiler alert: most of these seats are currently held by Republicans.

As mentioned previously, the party that controls the White House traditionally loses in the mid-terms. Some degradation of Republican power is predicted.

Current House

Here are the House races I’m highlighting to watch tomorrow:
California 48th: Dana Rohrbacher (R-incumbent) vs. Harley Rouda (D)
Rohrbacher’s been in that seat since Christ was a corporal (as my dad used to say). True, California is a deep, blue state. But Orange County is a traditional Republican stronghold with Rohrbacher representing it for 30 years now. Why is this a fight right now? Ol’ Dana’s been the subject of some potentially naughty dealings with Russians of late. That hasn’t helped. Will it be enough to unseat him? We’ll see.

California 49th: Mike Levin (D) vs. Diane Harkey (R)
Republican incumbent Darrell Issa is stepping down after nine terms in office.

Indiana 6th: Greg Pence (R) vs. Jeannine Lee Lake (D)
Yes, Pence is part of that Pence family. He’s the arrogant, lazy, entitled brother to the dimwit vice president. Yes, I called him a dimwit because he is a dimwit. Greg Pence is going to win this race going away. He has zero political experience and is running a campaign in name only. He refuses to debate his challenger. He refuses to make appearances. He’s running a lazy campaign because he’s a lazy, lazy man who doesn’t deserve to win. But he will win. And voters who pull the lever for him should be embarrassed they did so. Greg Pence represents everything that is wrong with politics. Everything. This is why I sometimes despise my former home state.

Michigan 8th: Mike Bishop (R-incumbent) vs. Elissa Slotkin (D)
Just looking at this district makes you want to scream for impartial re-districting. It looks conveniently drawn. Just sayin’. Though Bishop’s only held the seat for two terms, MI-8 has been a red district for 18 years. Until now.

New York 14th: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) vs. Anthony Pappas (R)
This is a solid blue district that Ocasio-Cortez is likely to win in a landslide. That’s not the story. The story is the fact that she primaried Democratic incumbent Joseph Crowley by running to his left and grabbing more than 56 percent of the vote. Ocasio-Cortez is poised to become a darling of the left and (I’m guessing) a favorite target of Fox News because she uses the evil ‘s’ word to describe herself. That’s democratic socialist, in case you wondered. At 29 years old, I expect Ocasio-Cortez to be the far left’s favorite voice in Washington.

Utah 4th: Mia Love (R-incumbent) vs. Ben McAdams
An interesting battle between a pair of potential darlings of their respective parties. Mia Love made headlines four years ago when she won this seat because she’s a young, African-American, conservative woman who toes the party line. Her challenger is the current mayor of Salt Lake City and considered a moderate. Personally, I know nothing about this race, other than polls have it tied or McAdams leading. Keep an eye on this one.

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This is a tough map for Democrats. They’ve got to defend 23 of the 35 seats up for election tomorrow. And they need to flip a net total of two seats to gain the majority. Not so easy, considering 17 of those seats (nine of which are held by Democrats) are in states Trump won in 2016. This is why Democrats have never been confident about their chances.

Senate Breakdown.pngRealistically, about five or six of these races are tight. And Democrats would need them all to break their way to win the majority. Chances of that happening? About 1/7, according to And I agree with them. But who knows. Perhaps Democrats thread the needle just so and produce their magical unicorn. I’m not betting on that, but there are a handful of races worth watching tomorrow. These will likely determine if the Senate goes red or blue.

NORTH DAKOTA: Heidi Heitkamp (D-incumbent) vs. Kevin Cramer (R)
Heidi’s in deep, deep trouble. Polling shows Cramer’s lead has widened over the past month. Unless something crazy happens—and, really, how often does something crazy happen in North freakin’ Dakota?—Heitkamp is likely one-and-done as a senator.

TEXAS: Ted Cruz (R-incumbent) vs. Beto O’Rourke (D)
This has been an intriguing race to watch. Cruz, for the record, is a slimy, sweaty, chinless weasel. He’s a first-term senator that even his fellow Republican senators don’t like. But he’s a national brand (and Donald Trump’s latest lapdog). O’Rourke has become a national brand, too. Young, popular, hip, pulls in crowds of young people…sound familiar? Yeah, don’t your hopes up. Obama was smart enough to be in Illinois. O’Rourke is running to unseat a deep red senator in a deep red state. Unless all the polling data in Texas is wrong—which I don’t expect—Cruz will win tomorrow.

INDIANA: Joe Donnelly (D-incumbent) vs. Mike Braun(R)
Indiana Democrats are something like el chupacabra. You hear about them, but rarely see one in person. Donnelly is a Democrat. An Indiana Democrat, so he’s really not all that liberal. But that doesn’t seem to matter anymore in the Hoosier State of Mind. Outside of two or three counties, Democrats don’t fare well in Indiana. But I think those two or three counties will come through for Donnelly tomorrow. Why? I have no idea. Hope, I guess.

NEVADA: Dean Heller (R-incumbent) vs. Jacky Rosen (D)
This is one the Democrats need if they want to flip the Senate. Rosen is in her first (and only) term as a House rep. Heller is clinging for dear life in a state that seems to be going from red to purple. This race is truly neck-and-neck. Being as how I canvassed for Jacky Rosen, I will not make a prediction; just advise you to watch this one.

ARIZONA: Martha McSally (R) vs. Kyrsten Sinema (D)
This is the first real chance in a long time Democrats have at an Arizona Senate seat. Republican Jeff Flake (who lives up to his last name, if you ask me) is stepping down. Again, this is a race Democrats need. Sinema’s been leading most of the way in polls, but McSally’s narrowed the gap in recent days. I’m predicting a shocker here.

MISSOURI: Clair McCaskill (D-incumbent) vs. Josh Hawley (R)
This one has Democrats genuinely nervous. McCaskill’s vying for a third term in a state that hasn’t voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since 1996…but did elect Democrat Jay Nixon for governor in 2008 and 2012 (thanks, Obama!). Two problems for McCaskill this time, though. 1: Trump destroyed Clinton in 2016; and 2: she doesn’t have a moron like Todd Akin to run against this time. Hawley is a young Republican whom I’m sure has designs on something greater than the Senate. This could be his steppingstone.

There you have it, kids. Now get out there and vote!

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my 2018 election predictions: part i

VoteI was going to try and pull a Steve Kornacki and put together a highly-detailed, well researched analysis/prediction of Tuesday’s midterm election. I was going to do that, but then I decided to pull back and focus more on the 10,000-foot view of it all.

I’ll start with a quick look at some hotly-contested gubernatorial races around the country. There are a handful of truly interesting ones that I’m sure you’ve heard about on the news. I’m also going to continue my tradition of making predictions…because my election-night predictions have always been stellar, right? Hey, I nailed 2012! 2016? Not so much, but I’ll redeem myself with some magic this week.

Before I start, let me preface this by saying none of these predictions are endorsements. I’m not that influential and I know it. But I like to follow politics for the horse race of it all. With that in mind, here goes…

The Gubernatorial Races to Watch
There are a few interesting ones to watch: Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Nevada, Ohio and Wisconsin. Yes. Many of those are Midwest states that were once thought of as an impenetrable “blue wall” in presidential elections. But all these states have one thing in common: all their governors are Republicans. One interesting wrinkle, though: only two (Iowa and Wisconsin) have incumbents seeking re-election. The rest are up for grabs. Will any of them change hands on election night?

Florida: Ron DeSantis (R) vs. Andrew Gillum (D)
This one has gotten ugly…reeeeeeaaaalllllly ugly! DeSantis is a Trump disciple. Gillum is a young (39 years old) mayor of Tallahassee. The politics of race and race-baiting has come to the fore in this election. Will it make a difference to Floridians? Not sure if that’ll be the tipping point, but I’m guessing there will be change in the Sunshine State.

Georgia: Brian Kemp (R) vs. Stacey Abrams (D)
Who would’ve ever thought deep red Georgia would be in play? Well, it is. Along with the national attention it’s attracted, this race has also led to Will Ferrell and Oprah freakin’ Winfrey knocking on doors, canvassing for Abrams. Will she win? I think she’ll make it a close race, but Georgia isn’t ready to turn blue just yet.

Iowa: Kim Reynolds (R-incumbent) vs. Fred Hubbell (D)
I haven’t followed this race at all. Iowa is a fickle state, though. They’re sometimes red, sometimes blue. This might be the year of blue corn. I’m tossing a coin on this one, honestly.

Kansas: Kris Kobach (R) vs. Laura Kelly (D)
Kris Kobach is a slimy character. He really is. But Kansas hasn’t elected a Democratic governor since 2006. You’d think, after the sheer and utter disaster of the Sam Brownback Reign of Stupidity that Kansas would say, “hey…maybe we should try the other guys this time.” Wrong. They won’t.

Michigan: Bill Schuette (R) vs. Gretchen Whitmer (D)
I have vivid memories from my Michigan youth of Bill Schuette’s campaign commercials back in the 80s. “Bill Schuette on duty.” It was very clever and very smart because it made a rhyme out of his name; made an otherwise hard-to-pronounce name into a brand. Smart. Very smart. Currently serving as Michigan’s attorney general, Schuette’s in a bit of hot water of his own right now (though I don’t recall all the particulars). Aside from that baggage, Michigan has been wont to flip back and forth on governors (though I’m still shocked they re-elected Snyder in the first place). Anyway, Whitmer seems to have a commanding lead right now. Another element, I imagine, is Flint’s water crisis. That can’t be helping any Michigan Republicans just now.

Nevada: Adam Laxalt (R) vs. Steve Sisolak (D)
My home state. Nevada is a purple state. While Clark County is a stronghold for Democrats, it’s not a runaway train. Yeah, Dems lead in Vegas and the surrounding areas, but Republicans hold their own. Outside Clark County, the vast majority of Nevada is rural and red, which offsets the Clark County Democrats. That’s why Nevada went blue in 2016, but outgoing GOP Gov. Brian Sandoval won re-election in 2014 in a landslide. And while Dems hold three of the state’s four congressional seats, the senate is split (and Democrat Kathleen Cortez-Masto eeked out a victory in 2016). Like I said, purple. This race is truly a toss-up. Full disclosure: I’ve been out knocking on doors on behalf of Nevada Democrats this election season. My hope: Sisolak wins. But I will not make a prediction on this race. Just as Kirk Herbstreit will not give a prediction on a game he’s calling, I shall do the same. The bottom line: voter turnout.
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Ohio: Mike DeWine (R) vs. Richard Cordray (D)
I’m a little surprised this is such a tight race. Republican incumbent John Kasich seems like a popular guy (although his performance in the presidential primaries didn’t show that). Kasich left a good legacy behind, so I have no idea what’s going on here. My gut tells me Ohio stays red, but in a tight one.

Wisconsin: Scott Walker (R-incumbent) vs. Tony Evers (D)
Democrats have been screwing up in Wisconsin for the better part of a decade. Walker rode in on the 2010 red wave and summarily went to war against unions. He’s a weasel, if you ask me. But Democrats screwed the pooch by forcing a recall election in 2012 that was confusing, messy and lacked a message. Walker survived that and won re-election in 2014. Though Walker’s benefited from liberal voter apathy in his previous elections, he may not be so lucky this time. One can hope. Weasel.

Coming soon…part ii: predictions on key House and Senate races. Stay tuned.

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ranking queen’s 15 studio albums.

Freddie_Wembly-1In preparation of the upcoming Queen biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, I thought I’d take the time to list all 15 Queen studio albums, from least favorite to most favorite. I’ve been listening to this band in some form or fashion since I was about four years old. No joke! It was around 1980 that I really latched onto Queen. That’s the year Another One Bites the Dust ruled the America, followed shortly by Queen’s Flash Gordon soundtrack.

You may disagree with some of my choices. You may agree with others. If you’re only a passing fan, you may say, “what album?” It’s all good. This is my list. Your mileage definitely may vary. Chances are pretty good that I’ll change my mind in a week. Whether you agree or not isn’t really the point. Mostly, I want fellow Queen fans to share their thoughts. I’m always interested to hear other people’s favorites. At any rate, here goes…

Kevin’s List of Queen Albums, Ranked

1995 Made in Heaven15. Made in Heaven (1995)
“All you do is take. All I do is give. All that I’m askin’ is a chance to live.”

Released four years after Freddie’s death, Made in Heaven is simply beautiful in some places and heart wrenching in others. It’s not a compilation of previously unreleased tracks. It’s the product of Brian, Roger and John returning to the studio without Freddie. Knowing that, makes it that much more wrenching.

But Freddie’s voice is full of life and passion; sometimes desperately so. That’s no more evident than on the gospel-inspired track, Let Me Live (the only Queen track to include all four members’ voices). Not a bad album, but I don’t think Made in Heaven was intended to be a classic. It feels more like a gentle farewell.

1980 Flash Gordon14. Flash Gordon (1980)
“He’ll save with a mighty hand. Every man, every woman, every child, with a mighty flash.”

This soundtrack flat out ROCKS! The movie is a campy, schlocky good time, too. And Queen’s original soundtrack certainly augmented the onscreen action. Most of the tracks are vignettes that scored the film, so it’s really not like any other Queen album. But Flash’s Theme is still pretty bad-ass!

1982 Hot Space13. Hot Space (1982)
“Insanity laughs, under pressure we’re breaking.”

In fairness, this is not a bad album. It’s sort of messy and disjointed. The band was sort of at a low point when they recorded it. Prior to 1980, Queen albums never included a synthesizer. With Hot Space, they tried to make up for lost time.

Yeah, Under Pressure is included, but that was thrown in well after its initial release on a greatest hits album. A couple true gems here—Put Out the Fire and Body Language—but overall, an acquired taste.

1986 A Kind of Magic12. A Kind of Magic (1986)
“Who dares to love forever, when love must die?”

Speaking of soundtracks, several songs on this album appeared in the Highlander film, including Princes of the Universe and the fantastic Who Wants to Live Forever.

One Vision, which was released a year prior—and featured in the film Iron Eagle—was thrown on this album, too. Even though half of this album is marginal, this was the album that springboarded Queen on a massive world tour (to everywhere but the U.S., that is).

1989 The Miracle11. The Miracle (1989)
“It ain’t much I’m askin’ if you want the truth. Here’s to the future, for the dreams of youth.”

Arguably their creepiest album cover ever, I remember buying this album the day it was released. I always liked the sound and feel of The Miracle, especially the subtle rocker, I Want it All and the quirky The Invisible Man.

But I also remember a weird sense of foreboding when I listened to The Miracle. The lyrics to several tracks felt introspective; like something of the beginning of a long goodbye and Queen was taking a moment to reflect. And it wasn’t subtle. Scandal and Was It All Worth It pretty much laid it out there for the taking.

This is long before the internet, mind you. Freddie’s health was likely already deteriorating at this point, but no one really knew. In hindsight, The Miracle seemed to be hinting at the inevitable.

1973 Queen10. Queen (1973)
“Do you think you’re better every day? No, I just think I’m two steps nearer to my grave.”

One word describes this self-titled debut album: RAW. Everything Queen would become can be heard in its infancy on this album. The opening track, Keep Yourself Alive, is 45 years old and is still an over-the-top anthem. Standout tracks like Great King Rat, Liar and Jesus showcase Queen’s musical prowess, dramatic lyrics and rules-breaking mentality to song production.

As much as the album rocks, it’s sort of like the band is saying, “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”

1991 Innuendo9. Innuendo (1991)
“Inside my heart is breaking. My make-up may be flaking, but my smile still stays on.”

Released about nine months before Freddie’s death, Innuendo feels like a band aware of its legacy and trying to pay homage to it one last time. Even without that knowledge when the album was released, Innuendo felt very somber. It still feels that way to me. Clocking in at 6-1/2 minutes, the title track is a clear and obvious callback to those epic 70s Queen tracks like The Prophet’s Song or March of the Black Queen.

While Freddie’s terminal condition would not be known for months, the band seemed to be bracing its fans for it. Tracks such as These Are the Days of Our Lives and The Show Must Go On are respectively a love letter and a reminder to keep a stiff upper lip. But it’s not all somber and sober. Delilah is a Freddie-penned opus to one of his beloved cats. Still, Innuendo makes me sad to listen to, to this very day.

1978 Jazz8. Jazz (1978)
“Are you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ‘round.”

Those opening lines to Fat Bottomed Girls may not be so kindly received today (same goes for the nudie poster included with the original pressings), but goddamn this song is a fun singalong! Jazz was Queen’s final album of the decade and finds them moving away from the long, epic tracks, but still very much experimenting with new sounds and styles.

Jazz still very much delivers the hopelessly singable, defiantly melodramatic power anthems that define Queen’s style. Bicycle Race, Don’t Stop Me Now and the aforementioned Fat Bottomed Girls. For my money, though, Mustapha is my favorite song from Jazz. Get on your bikes and ride!

1976 A Day at the Races7. A Day at the Races (1976)
“Get your party gown, get your pigtail down. Get your heart beating baby!”

If you’ve forgotten how hard Queen can rock, the opening track on Side 1 of this album will remind you. Tie Your Mother Down comes blazing out of the gates. At least visually, A Day at the Races acts as a bookend of sorts to the 1975 release, A Night at the Opera, and contains the vintage hit: Somebody to Love.

The most underrated gem on this album is Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy.

1984 The Works6. The Works (1984)
“But life still goes on. I can’t get used to living without, living without, living without you by my side.”

Less cohesive than Queen’s most classic albums, The Works is a bit messy with a few forgettable tracks. But the hits more than make up for the forgettable ones. Radio Gaga, Hammer to Fall, Tear It Up and I Want to Break Free. Not a bad effort for a band that was rumored, at the time, to be going its separate ways.

And lest we forget, Radio Gaga was one of the songs Queen played during its enduring Live Aid performance and yielded some of the most lasting visuals from this concert.

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1980 The Game5. The Game (1980)
“When you’re feeling down and your resistance is low. Light another cigarette and let yourself go.”

Yes. You know Another One Bites the Dust; Queen’s biggest U.S. hit as well as its other biggest hit: Crazy Little Thing Called Love. But The Game is solid from end to end. Pound for pound, The Game might be Queen’s strongest album.

Clocking in at 36 minutes, all eight songs are absolute gems. Anchored by John Deacon’s bass, Dragon Attack may be Queen’s grooviest, most badass song ever. And then there’s Freddie’s vocal on Play the Game. And then there’s Roger’s vocal on Rock It (Prime Jive). And just when you think it can’t get any better, they close with Save Me. Listen to The Game once and all you want to do is play it again; completely forgetting it contains two of Queen’s biggest hits (because the rest of the album kicks so much ass).

1975 A Night at the Opera4. A Night at the Opera (1975)
“Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters…nothing really matters to me.”

This is when Queen shifted into another gear and found its voice. Creatively, A Night at the Opera is truly unparalleled. Bohemian Rhapsody is and always will be Queen’s opus and serves as the album’s centerpiece. But let’s not forget Death on Two Legs, 39, Love of My Life, You’re My Best Friend and the underrated I’m in Love with My Car.

The one track I truly love that most people have never heard: The Prophet’s Song. It’s every bit as dramatic and intense as Bohemian Rhapsody. But yes, Bohemian Rhapsody. How do you top that?

1974 Sheer Heart Attack3. Sheer Heart Attack (1974)
“It’s the same situation just cuts like a knife. When you’re young and you’re poor and you’re crazy.”

In a way, this album reminds me of Bruce Springsteen’s The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle. No, not in style, tone or songs. Rather, Sheer Heart Attack is the last of Queen’s early period; when they were experimenting with album-oriented rock songs and starting to find their collective voice as a hit factory.

As the album that precedes A Night at the Opera, Sheer Heart Attack stands on the precipice of Queen’s leap to super-stardom the same way Springsteen’s E Street Shuffle was the last stop before his landmark Born to Run and all its success. Killer Queen is the hit on Sheer Heart Attack, but it’s hardly its best song. The entirety of Side A presents Queen in all its shock-and-awe beauty. A band that, at its heart, wants to rock bookends this side with two rockers (Brighton Rock and Now I’m Here).

In between are four songs blending into a nearly-seamless medley that flexes all of Queen’s muscles; the best of which (if you ask me) is Roger singing Tenement Funster. And that’s all before we get to Side B, anchored by the heavy metal thunder of Stone Cold Crazy.

1977 News of the World2. News of the World (1977)
“He spends his evenings alone in his hotel room. Keeping his thoughts to himself he’d be leaving soon.”

Some days, this comes in at my No. 1. Some days. We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions are two of Queen’s most enduring stadium anthems. There isn’t a person in the world who doesn’t know the STOMP-STOMP-CLAP rhythm or the chorus to We Are the Champions.

Unfortunately for the world, that’s pretty much all they know about this timeless album. News of the World is a beast of a record, lousy with hits, riffs and classics. Roger’s Sheer Heart Attack, John’s Spread Your Wings and Brian’s It’s Late—my personal favorite—are ferocious songs. Seriously, how did I not pick this album as my favorite? Oh yeah, because of…

1974 Queen II1. Queen II (1974)
“I reign with my left hand I rule with my right. I’m lord of all darkness I’m queen of the night.”

This record…Jesus! Where to begin? Casual Queen fans probably have never heard a single song from Queen II. There are no greatest hits and nothing they play live these days (with the exception of Seven Seas of Rhye), but Queen II is something of a Rosetta Stone of all the hits that would follow. The underpinnings of those stadium anthems, the dramatic lyrics and elaborate production can be heard on Queen II’s raw and passionate songs of monsters and royalty and otherworldly imagery.

A concept album conceived in two acts: the White Side and the Black Side, Queen II is mostly a showcase of Brian and Freddie’s songwriting. The White Side (side A) is all Brian May compositions with one Roger Taylor entry—The Loser in the End (with an absurdly awesome drum “groove”)—to close it out. It’s sometimes heavy, sometimes melodic and sometimes gentle. White Queen (As it Began) showcases Brian’s ridiculous guitar playing with a luscious vocal from Freddie.

And then, Freddie provides the answer with the Black Side. Launching with Ogre Battle, the Black Side begins in fifth gear. It’s Freddie’s song, but Brian’s guitars are cranked to 11 and make you want to run through a wall. Continuing the medieval theme, The Fairy Feller’s Master Stroke and Nevermore are winding us up for Freddie’s response to Brian’s White Queen song: The March of the Black Queen. This is, without a doubt, one of Queen’s finest compositions. Beginning as a slow burn, The March of the Black Queen quickly transitions into an epic wild ride of operatic vocals, heavy metals thunder and monstrous kick drum. And just when you’re so fired up you want to drive your car through a wall, Freddie slows it down, But take a breath, it’ll pick right back up. For 6-1/2 minutes, The March of the Black Queen takes you into battle and then brings you back home safely. Just in time for Queen II to close out on the whimsical Funny How Love is and Seven Seas of Rhye.

Queen II is a goddamn treasure.

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my college football top 25.

Screen Shot 2018-10-28 at 12.21.01 AMThis is my Completely Unscientific College Football Top 25. The colors signify how they did in the previous Saturday’s game. Green = win. Red = Loss. Yellow = bye week.

Not a very exciting week of college football, honestly. Very few compelling games, but lots of good-but-not-great teams laid an egg this weekend.

The biggest upset? Oklahoma State over Texas. Of course, it helps Oklahoma more the Okie State, but whatever. As impressive a win as it was, I still don’t have the Cowboys ranked just yet. Knocking on the door? Yes, but not ready to rank them; too many bad losses. Purdue was in this catbird seat a week ago and we see how well that worked out for the Boilermakers.

I still have Michigan at No. 4, even though they’re coming off a bye week. They’re the only one-loss Power Five team that is undefeated in its conference games. That means something to me.

ACC: Louisville at Clemson (still a ‘meh’ game)
Big 12: West Virginia at Texas
B1G: Penn State at Michigan
Pac-12: Cal at Washington State
SEC: Alabama at LSU (the biggest game of the weekend)

Notre Dame at Northwestern…because this could be the trap game, if Brian Kelly’s not careful.

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survivor recap: no jacket required.

Probst-Meme_JacketThe immense sense of satisfaction a Survivor fan feels when that one player you’ve decided to despise finally gets her comeuppance after weeks of skating by is a moment I look forward to with every season of Survivor. It’s like waiting for Christmas morning…or your ear to pop after a head cold. Either way, the gratification is both immediate and somehow self congratulatory, even though you had nothing to do with it.

That’s how I feel about last night’s episode of Survivor. Watching Natalie’s torch get snuffed by Jeff Probst was my ear-popping moment. Of course, I’m also left saying, “what took you so long?” I’m still saying that. Some players get to the island and just can’t find their place in the game. Initially, we may have wondered if Christian and Gabby would end up on the outs with the Goliaths—and Gabby still has reason to worry, it would seem—but there was no question with Natalie. She just never found her footing but seemed to always find her way to piss off every member of her tribe to the point I thought they might kill her and feed her to an octopus or something.

Jackets and EggsBut then, at Tribal Council, she would turn on that smug, faux sincerity act and throw just enough doubt on any plan to vote her out and live another day. It made me want to puke blood. Her tribemates were obviously only keeping her around as an insurance policy, but is that really the best strategy in Survivor? Is that really playing the game?

Using a stooge as a human shield works, but not with a person who makes life so insufferable for others that they want to kill her. You don’t start dragging along a stooge in single-digit days. You do it after the merge when, within your alliance of four or five, two of you take control and bring in a No. 3 whom you prop up as the brains behind the operation. Remember Shambo? Russell Hantz perfected this strategy.

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Natalie Napalm burned out before it ever ignited.

Anyway, no more worries that the Goliaths were going to pull this off because Natalie got the boot. Finally. You might say strategy took a holiday on this one, since the vote came down to preserving some level of civility on that teeny-tiny Jabini tribe. But I wouldn’t be so quick to call it unstrategic. Overdue? Yes. Easy? Yes. Strategic? Perhaps. More on that later.

In the meantime, here’s where we are now:

Vuku (Orange): Alec (Goliath), Davie (David), Elizabeth (David), Kara (Goliath), Carl (David).
Jabini (Purple): Angelina (Goliath), Lyrsa (David), Mike (Goliath), Nick (David).
Tiva (Green): Alison (Goliath), Wrestler John (Goliath), SWAT Dan (Goliath), Christian (David), Gabby (David).

Welcome to the Jabini Tribe: No Jacket Required
Let’s talk about Angelina for a moment. Early on, she struck me as a smart, crafty player who could very easily win this game. That still may be the case, but last night, she came off like she was running for the Asshole of the Year Award, making everything about trying to vote out a Lyrsa AND take her jacket. Turning that into a bargaining chip was one of the dumbest moves ever. What player on the chopping block would give up a personal item under duress in the hopes it will buy him or her anymore than three more days? That wasn’t strategy. That was arrogance, pure and simple.

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Sorry, Angelina. Not this one. It says “Members Only.”

Angelina thought she was the puppet master and controlled all the moves…right up until she got blindsided and the strings of her puppet (Natalie) got cut. Natalie’s ouster was even more delicious because it completely blindsided Angelina. And then, after her cloyingly disingenuous embrace of Natalie on her way off the island, she immediately turns into “all about me Angelina” by begging for Natalie’s jacket. By completely ignoring Angelina’s whiny pleas, Natalie bought back a little respect from me. Thanks for that, Natalie!

Was it a smart vote? I don’t think you could classify it as smart or dumb, but it definitely made sense. Camp life harmony does matter in Survivor. Anyone who’s ever worked alongside a difficult co-worker can relate. There’s only so much acrimony you can tune out before the pot boils over. And again, why did they wait so long in the first place? I’m of a mind that getting rid of bad seeds early makes for a much cleaner, sharper game. Keeping them around only prolongs the inevitable and, if you ask me, benefits the real targets you should be worrying about. Natalie was a distraction. Distractions favor the weasels. They don’t help your game.

Meanwhile, over at Tiva…
SWAT Dan is showing himself to be a crafty, unassuming player with more savvy that I initially expected. By finding a second Immunity Idol—by choosing to look for it in the first place, while no one else was looking—Dan is lining himself up to become a power player. He’s still got Kara as a partner in the game if they both make the merge.

The biggest problem with such an embarrassment of immunity riches is complacency. Dan’s already setting his sights on voting out Gabby, but that’s going to be a tough needle to thread. For better or worse, Dan is still thinking in terms of David vs. Goliath. Unless he pivots and realizes he’ll need to rope in a David or two, Dan could very easily get blindsided.

Vuku’s Alec Problem
The post-blindside fallout behind Alec’s back is exactly what I predicted would happen. But winning immunity buys him precious time to talk Kara and others off the ledge. I still think he’s a man without a home until the merge, if he makes it that far. And if he does, it’s clear the Goliaths are not all that loyal to one another. Without having to sacrifice too much, the David tribe finds itself in a slightly powerful position just now. Goliaths are viewing their own as a threat more than any of the Davids. In my mind, you ignore them at your own peril. At least on Vuku, the Davids hold all the cards. We’ll see if they wield the power to their own advantage, or pile it into a tree as Goliath is currently doing.


Two Immunity Idols = EOTW

Survivor Employee of the Week: SWAT Dan
You already have an Immunity Idol and are sitting in a relatively comfortable spot within your tribe. So what do you do? You take it upon yourself to find another idol. And you do. AT THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!

I still think SWAT Dan is a bit of a chucklehead, but he’s got a nose for Survivor and keeps proving that. If he can keep this second idol to himself and not blab about it, he’s got a shot to get deep into the game.


Predictions for Next Week
Goliath will continue to cannibalize itself. Angelina will go into overdrive, trying to ingratiate herself with Nick, Mike and Lyrsa. Jeff Probst will wear a blue shirt.

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survivor recap: gabby gabby hey!

Survivor S37E04Survivor is at its best and its most entertaining when the game is unpredictable, when there is a villain you love to hate, when tribes are swapped, when the underdog you love succeeds, when alliances are broken, big moves shake everything up and blindsides are afoot. Episode 4 of Season 37, Time to Bring About the Charmpocalypse, checked all those boxes.

Time to Bring out the Charmpocalypse

Survivor: Not the Bee’s Knees. David tribemate Bi had to drop out due to a sprained MCL.

So much was packed into that hour, I bet you already forgot Bi tapped out of the game at the very top of the show. Disappointing, only because I think she could’ve been fun to watch in the challenges, given her MMA background.

Drop Your Buffs
Thirty-seven seasons into Survivor, the #DropYourBuffs moment no longer shocks players or fans. The only stunner about this last night is it broke into three tribes of five and Truckdriver Carl walked buffless to Exile Island. The trio of new tribes, chosen randomly by the players themselves, put three Goliaths and two Davids on each tribe, eliciting Christian to astutely refer to the exercise as “gerrymandering.” He was right, since the David Tribe got cracked-and-packed into permanent minorities alongside their Goliath competitors. But Survivor is rarely so tidy, is it? Just because Goliath maintained majorities doesn’t mean the alliances carry over. There are always fissures to be exposed and the one thing a majority alliance needs the most in these tenuous times—patience—is usually washed away by torrential rainfall, sleep deprivation and personality clashes.

For those of you scoring at home (or if you’re alone*), here are the new tribe rosters:

Vuku (Orange): Alec (Goliath), Davie (David), Elizabeth (David), Kara (Goliath), Natalia (Goliath).
Jabini (Purple): Angelina (Goliath), Lyrsa (David), Mike (Goliath), Natalie (Goliath), Nick (David).
Tiva (Green): Alison (Goliath), Wrestler John (Goliath), SWAT Dan (Goliath), Christian (David), Gabby (David).

Tiva: Will Dan’s Heart Go On Without Kara?
While SWAT Dan initially fretted over losing his schmoopy, Kara, in the tribe swap, this is actually the best thing that could happen to him. Their two-headed monster strategy has a chance to lie dormant and be forgotten while they build reinforcements. If I’m a former Goliath, I would be working hard to get rid of whomever is nearest Dan or Kara right now. If Dan and Kara make it to the merge, they become a much stronger alliance to defeat. Mark my words.


Christian & Gabby. The most adorable pair in Survivor history.

The best thing for the viewing audience to come of this switch is Christian and Gabby remained together. Honestly, I love everything about these two and love watching their interactions together. Both are easily fan favorites because we all can relate to feeling like an outsider. Christian is able to channel it and make it work for himself by finding commonality with everyone. Gabby, on the other hand, still struggles with it. And who can’t relate to that? Like she said, it’s like she’s trying to ask for a seat at the cool kids’ table.

But the divisions aren’t as stark and concrete as it might seem. John, a professional wrestler, is clearly a good performer, but he doesn’t take himself too seriously and seems like a sincere and nice person. In fact, all the players at the so-called “cool kids” table are like that. Nevertheless, it was a readymade awesome moment of reckoning for Gabby in the Immunity Challenge when she cooly and calmly directed her tribe to a first-place finish. She is this season’s Little Engine That Could and, thus far, has succeeded with flying colors.

am-goliath-strong-natalie-cole-on-the-third-episode-of-survivor-david-picture-id1052203060Jabini: Natalie Being Natalie
Over on Jabini, everyone seems to be getting along just fine. Well, almost everyone. Natalie is still Natalie and, in all honesty, I’ll give her a lot of credit for not flexing her personality. She is who she is and she’s going to ride that pony as far as it’ll take her. Perhaps it’s stragery to be a prickly pear carried to the end of the game to make someone else look better to the jury, but I doubt it. I think Natalie is at a stage in her life where she doesn’t feel the compunction to apologize or change for anyone. On some level, I respect that. But as a Survivor player, it must be a challenge to not confront her more about it. After all, “bossy” players (women, especially) usually don’t fare too well in Survivor. But if Natalie can white-knuckle her way through one or two more votes, she could be a dark horse in this game. It remains to be seen if her tribemates are willing to continue putting up with her, though.

Tribe chemistry aside, School of Rock Mike rightfully identified Jabini as the tribe of misfits, at this stage of Survivor. But he found a quick and easy alliance with Nick, who had to act fast after his Mason-Dixon Alliance with Christian got separated. This was a smart move for Nick. Similar to Dan and Kara, Nick and Christian have a strong alliance. If Nick brings in Mike after the merge—you know Gabby will be there, too—and suddenly, this foursome could become a power alliance.

Vuku: Goliath’s Self-Inflicted Wound
After losing the Immunity Challenge, Vuku predictably went into scramble mode. More accurately, Davie and Elizabeth went into scramble mode. For Davie, this had to be the most stressful of Tribal Councils yet. He’s sitting on an Immunity Idol that no one even knows about. Given the numbers, he knew his name would come up tonight. The blessing and curse of an idol is you don’t want to play it when you don’t have to and you don’t want to go home with it in your pocket. Fortunately for Davie, some Goliath members had big moves on their minds.

maxresdefaultSure, this resulted in one of the most entertaining early-game Tribal Councils I’ve seen in awhile. As a fan, it was fun and exciting to watch. But if I put on my Survivor Strategy Hat, it was really dumb game play on the part of the Goliaths: Alec, Kara and Natalia. In a vote that, at its easiest, could’ve been a slam-dunk, turned into a self-inflicted wound borne out of emotion, paranoia and overzealousness.

Think about it. Early on, Natalia got paranoid over Kara and Elizabeth bonding over horses. Horses! She immediately hit the panic button and branded Elizabeth her Public Enemy No. 1. By pushing everyone at camp so hard—Davie included—to vote her out, she got branded as bossy and rude; the one thing that happens too often to competitive women in Survivor. Even her bestie, Kara, could see it. That was all it took for Davie to expose a crack in the armor. He smartly played it up to Alec. By the time they got to Tribal Council, Natalia was already on the spit and didn’t even know it. I don’t know if Alec planned it this way all along, but his whispering campaign at Tribal led to a big, loud blindside of Natalia that completely changed the dynamic of this tiny little tribe.

Appearances Are Deceiving

That Moment When…Alec realizes that THIS was the alliance he should’ve trusted.

The #CluelessKass Moment of This Season
Alec’s blindside of Natalia was a shock, especially to Kara. It was big. And it was completely unnecessary. Voting out Natalia falls into a category I call #CluelessKassMoments (I refuse to call that amateur player “Chaos Kass.” She was a self-absorbed moron). Yes, it was a big, bold move. But did it really improve Alec’s lot in the game? Not even a little. If anything, it hurts him both in the short-term and the long-term. Had he, Kara and Natalia stayed the course, Elizabeth would’ve been voted out and Carl would’ve joined. The numbers woudln’t have changed. They’d still be in control. And if this trio could make it to the merge along with Dan, they become a powerful alliance of four.

As it stands, though, Alec has lost the trust of Kara, the numbers to David and, if he makes it to a merge, his former Goliaths will regard him as a Benedict Arnold who can’t be trusted. Alec will be on an island. And for what? A big move on Night 11? Please.

NataliaNatalia’s Heart > Natalia’s Head
Natalia also has only herself to blame. I loved her competitive spirit and wish she could’ve tempered her paranoia about Elizabeth, but she just couldn’t get out of her own way. Instead of feeling threatened by the bond between Kara and Elizabeth, Natalia should’ve made it work to her advantage. She was already tight with Kara and Dan. The smarter move would’ve been to embrace Elizabeth and, along with Kara, pick off Alec or Davie and seize control of the tribe. If there’s a lesson to be learned here: don’t let emotions guide your strategy. It’ll get your torch snuffed out.

I can’t say I blame her for her grumpy exit from the game. I’d probably be just as pissed off, too. Sometimes, I wish more players stared daggers into their blindsiders while Probst snuffs their torches. It was an honest reaction. By now, though, I’m sure Natalia recognizes where she went wrong. And it wasn’t trusting Alec. It was making Elizabeth a vendetta.

Meanwhile, on Exile Island
Carl comes into Vuku with a whole lot of power. He can rejoin Davie and Elizabeth and also has the sweet-ass new Survivor advantage: Idol Kryptonite! It’s a tricky, risky advantage to play and I can’t wait until the night he plays it. If Carl is smart, he’ll keep his mouth shut until it’s time to play the advantage. Mostly, I just want to see the looks on everyone’s faces when it gets played. It will be better than Russell Hantz and his plethora of idols.

Gabby Bikini

Gabby Gabby Hey! Being a challenge beast earns you our first EOTW honors of the season!

Survivor Employee of the Week
Even though I give Davie credit for quietly orchestrating Natalia’s ouster, the Employee of the Week is Gabby. If anyone needed a victory for purely personal reasons, it was her. And it wasn’t an artificial win at all.

She was literally and figuratively in the driver’s seat of that Immunity Challenge. In a do-or-die challenge, Gabby calmly and deftly guided her blindfolded teammates through a maze and a puzzle to win the challenge like she does this for a living. You don’t have to be a Gabby fan to appreciate that.

Predictions for Next Week
Natalie continues to drive her tribemates to the brink. Alec gets too big for his britches and Christian continues to say things that make me love him.

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EDITOR’S NOTE: The line, “for those of you scoring at home (or if you’re alone),” belongs to Keith Olbermann. It was one of his signature lines when he was a Sportscenter anchor on ESPN. It always made me laugh, back in the day.

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election 2018: the battle for texas.

O'Rourke vs WeaselOf all the battles currently taking place among the 35 Senate seats up for grabs on Nov. 6, it’s the Battle for Texas that’s grabbed the most national headlines. Republican incumbent Ted Cruz is running for re-election against the national liberal heartthrob, Beto O’Rourke. Challenger O’Rourke hauled in more than $38 million from July – September, more than triple Cruz’s meager $12 million.

Despite all the attention, all the money and all the love from national liberals, Real Clear Politics has O’Rourke trailing anywhere from 5 – 9 percentage points behind Cruz. Surprised? Don’t be. No Democrat has won a senate election in Texas since 1988. With the exception of the city of Austin and Willie Nelson, Texas is deep, deep red.

Now, normally, I trust what the polls tell me. Yes, even in 2016, when the national polls were accurate (they were). The only reason I wonder if the current polls are tracking correctly is because O’Rourke is pulling MASSIVE numbers at his rallies. He is igniting audiences all across Texas unlike most politicians. In some small way, it’s highly reminiscent of Obama’s 2008 campaign and, yes, Trump’s 2016 run. If elections were won and lost on enthusiasm alone, O’Rourke would clearly have this one in the bag. But that’s not how it works. Looks can be deceiving.

Remember all the electricity and excitement around Bernie Sanders in 2016? He didn’t lose his primary bid because of rigged elections as many opined (without merit). In many cases, he lost because he ran a national campaign strategy without motivating enough people to register to vote for him when it counted. After all, Sanders was trying to appeal to voters who reject party labels. That’s a tough needle to thread when winning requires voters to declare a party when voting in a primary or caucus.

O’Rourke doesn’t have those same problems, though. This is not the primary. It’s the real deal. And it would appear the Cruz-O’Rourke Battle Royale has cheesed up the voters. The Houston Chronicle reported last month the Lone Star State’s voter rolls are up to 15.6 million people, a 1.6 million increase over the 2014 mid-term elections. And then there’s this:

“That includes nearly a 400,000-person increase since March, election records show. To put that number in perspective, from 2002 to 2014, the state added just over 100,000 voters a year, on average.”

That’s why I wonder if the tracking polls are missing something. It’s not as though Texas Republicans ever have trouble turning out the vote. Cruz won his seat comfortably in 2012 with more than 56 percent of the vote. He defeated Paul Sadler by more than 1.2 million votes. Of course, 2012 was a presidential election year and more than 7.5 million people voted in that particular senate race. By contrast, Texas Republican John Cornyn defeated Democrat David Alameel in 2014 (midterm) by a similar margin, but fewer than 4.5 million Texans voted in that election. How many voters will turn out three weeks from today?

Perhaps past is prologue here, though. Are there enough Democratic Party voters in Texas to unseat Ted Cruz? Better question: will they all vote? After all, midterm elections rarely turn out the vote like general elections. And Democratic voters are known to skip elections, unlike Republicans.

For O’Rourke to prove the polls are wrong, he would probably need to garner most of those 1.6 million new voters; a feat that is not likely. Perhaps it’s my own wishful thinking that refuses to concede just yet, but I’m hoping Beto O’Rourke can shock the world on Nov. 6, though the odds are long and time is running out.

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